Meeting Eli Yesterday evening, I came across the news that Eli Manning is calling it quits as a quarterback in
Never before in my life have I related so much to a worm who’s slowly baking to death on a hot sidewalk.
I grew up in the Midwest, the oldest of three kids raised by our two loving, involved and supportive parents.
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This year, an unnamed Elf began paying my daughter a visit every morning. On the first morning, the elf whispered
“I wanna go peepee on the potty again!” She does, except this time she falls backwards off her training potty, which cracks the back/ lid off of the Minnie training toilet. She then picks up the potty and hands it up me, a quarter filled with her urine.